I am looking for a Unity developer! If you can make games in Unity, what we need is: a movement system, a way to interact with objects (you'll walk into them, it'll play an audioclip, and subtitles will appear. For 10 seconds we can have the page be on the screen), and an ending screen.

Currently my PC isn't set up for Unity, it's set up for graphic design and office work.

The game is complete but you'll be the big damn develolper and I'm the owner.

It'll be for sale at some point...

The new -turd- said -well, also, this is illegal- about -writing new Berserk-. They -think it is a serialized manga series-.

They also said they'd try to go more Shonen with it.

This is against its Seinen slice-of-life comedy drama routine.

What do you think?

Generally no one liked Berserk. They hated Naruto more. Naruto didn't kill the maker.

That weird cummy manga i read wasn't hated, but it's not really polite.

It's also bad and became a slice of life comedy drama from being a thing people didn't understand, but I understood as some weird hit manga against everyone, apparently.

I started the Berserk novel.

It's so unfinished right now. It's like at chapter 3.

And already the entire story is just right there. So it's going through the motions, as Berserk always is. The art is some weird hyperbolic time sphere of has to be prominent. It's all like Judeau throwing two knives.

They threw two there, not infinite. The artist was horrible.

Kishimoto does this too. Naruto throws infinite kunai when he just threw one.

It makes everyone seem to throw three at once and have infinite.

In the cartoon series they're suggested to maybe have one if they wanted one.

Naruto cradles his and Sasuke does too. Sakura doesn't use 'em, intentionally avoids ranged combat. Has magic. Can cast fireballs. Decides to whine a lot. Kakashi has never once used a kunai calling them lazy, weak, and he also prefers close-ranged combat. They call him the Eh Kid because he doesn't do taijutsu, he'll magic instead.

Zabuza had kunai, they said. Haku has ice kunai. Never had regular kunai. Uses them a lot. They're calling Haku a self-harming retard because chakra is life. He constantly throws his life on the line. Zabuza is just random. He carried the sword and followed the path. They hate those things. They're all nukes. You carry one, you better not fight, or they just infinite meteor you.

That skill was new. They saw a new skill. The double meteor is a new skill. Naruto can do it, has never wanted to do so. He can always turn into a girl for real.

Those aren't really fun.

The kid Naruto met never came back. He was supposed to be the most powerful. He was going to become the Hokage. They threw him into a plothole. This ruined the story. He was supposed to become the 5th Hokage. The rest aren't eligible and constantly say so. Tsunade is also basically a missing nin. She's so rogue they want her dead. Her assistant is some random person. The other assassins seem to be on the move. They do a lot. They weren't mostly there, that's all of them. So Akatsuki constantly puts Konoha on the edge of reason. They're always open, but no nation will side with Akatsuki.

Now in Boruto the story doesn't work, it's basically just Berserk. They're all moving, slaying, waiting to die. Kishimoto will die, someone might take over Naruto. One Piece was always that way. It has not one bit of comedy. 4Kids had the better version. The rest have weird hanging nothings.

Wow that new art is bad too!

Noted.

If you're an artist, shout out to me!

Also starting a fund.

Please donate to it!

My Venmo is zidane13. But email me first at cmccarthycool@gmail.com.

Lots of unpro artists want to go on stage!

I have venues, buyers, and more. There's $$$ in it. Even Fulpy wants to hire real honest workers, like me.

We're not different, they're just older (and really not cool).

The fund is a non-pro for musicians, artists, and more, in that order. This means musicians are first on the list.

People like Chiru-san have no backbone. They want $$$, they aren't trying very hard, they'll pass you by if you're not careful. Scarylazer got on stage. He has no $$$. He was in Pendulum. They have no $$$, they have a buyer, though.

They like being on stage, aren't evil, are Australian, and didn't mean for Spitbank Fort to be sold out.

They don't get it.

We hated that!

Right?

Because I loved it. It was so scene. It's empty, no trash, highly toxic.

This toxic show was filmed from some position called Cat's Alley.

Thus, they were the little band Pendulum as they always are. Who are they?

...Why do you know them?

I don't.

As Summer comes the venues open up, kids.

They want Winter performances too.

If you have 1m to buy in, that's some ape trade. The place makes over 10m a month bro.

I personally don't wanna run it, like we don't, bro.

That's on you, druggies.

No drugs for me? Get out.

Who cares? That kinda scene was never fashionable you made it so, comrades.

In 2024, there was a dearth of new techno. Now everyone is Metallica without the shades.

You're not going to make it, bro.

Anyway, I killed you all.

Remember that?

Shit.

I don't even know if immortality is something I care about.

They say.

There's no brains at all.

This news post is to say if you're an artist, I'll take cover art.

I may pay for it, I won't want to. You're not working honestly.

I can always ask an alley cat for a smartie. They sell out.

Even Zach doesn't have drugs, dude. They're called ??? in the inventory to them.

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In other news,

water isn't wet, it dries you out.

That's two hydrogens for every oxygen.

Thats two things I don't use for every one thing that gets me high af.

And High AF territory never exists.

PSO was dead on arrival.

The scene killed it.

WoW Ownies was good.

The old MMO's were good, players sucked.

I liked Warhammer Online. Very good game, true to the series. Everything was barbaric.

But people played it like madmen. All the time. They rush in, kill content, complain.

The story was forgotten. WoW has no story. The war is over and done with. You beat it.

The players stories follow their footpath now because we hate you all.

New expansions to come. The game still sucks. Onyxia is queue solo.

No, Wolfenstein was never good. If I wanna play the crashgrab, that's on me.

It wasn't very good and 2020 "didn't do it better". Indeed.

It was however: unplayable, garbage, and a bad game. So the drugs though.

On 360 it was so bad. You don't feel good. On PC it plays -weirdly-. It's W1. But the game offers that it may suck.

So either way it did.

W1 is unplayable. It's so boringly stoic.

RotT sucked. It's unplayable. To kill, mostly don't bother.

Ouch. The fighting is so realistic.

Not.

The LP'er's don't feel differently.

But Newy was so bad. The extra stuff wasn't. They added those to sell out.

If they don't, they'd be called indie.

Uh they do or don't bro but this is indie. So they didn't add to Microsoft.

Surface is not better. But Gorilla Glass is Gorilla Glass.

Launchpad sucks. Buy me premium. I will DJ for you.

The music is better. It is music.

I personally cannot understand???

They said???

Stuff like that.

Groudon and Kyogre don't plan "to be musicians", brah.

One is also not a woman, and the other is not a woman.

And no neither do say that and they aren't.

Bash is gone!

Forlorn.

Oh, the *Souls series is here, bro.

Onii-chan's play it.

Don't make the money.

Uhh whatever the game with the zone I hated was bad. That area sucks. The rest was bad, too.

So everything revolves around circle breaking. Which wasn't fun. Nioh has tactics. The demo vid player is insane. They can just go around the boss and backstab 24/7. If they do that in game may die. Because that tactic is using glitches. The stamina bar recharging is legit. It's not a super move. It's meant to detract from the gameplay. You did wait for it.

Nioh sucked. The game was bad. Souls 1 sucked, Souls 2 sucked, 3 and more.

I did not like Kings Field. It was okay. But it dicks you around.

Some stuff is just weird. Like, some foes are obnoxious. None have AI. They... don't like you.

The humans are the same, but they have no weapons equipped.

The zones suck. And no jumping? But there's multiple areas where telekinesis works. These areas and it tells you this HAVE GRAVITY. This makes no sense. You're also not carrying anything and they say you are a badass.

The character steps as they walk. Not being able to get on the lift is just so bullshit. It's not difficult.

Why do I have to deal with this? The dungeon is laid out not to do this. None of the bats are facing in that direction. They intend for you to come around there.

No, adding salt to a renal diet is an issue. They will can you for this.

Watch.

So, if the patient dies that's not on me?

Yeah, Crocker will get you for this. Watch.

Sometimes.

Otero cannot decide.

They're a virgin.

Otherwise gross and already are.

So?

Eat the other one. They aren't.

So, anyway.

Pine Tree Legal works like this: It is a firm. But their paralegals are no different.

No, that's an assistant. I can do the job. Hire me. It's senseless. You got a degree to be vetted.

I have more.

I don't practice law. We don't.

Oh, they do.

He did it illegally.

The other one knows he is.

She didn't exist?

He offered the deal.

This writing is lol.

No issue who wrote it?

Oh, Dingus.

Dunno.

Anyway they own the place.

They just bought it.

From me.

So I get 100k.

Why?

If they have it we are hurting them.

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I don't give orders I guess I am from the commonwealth.

Oh, I do.

Suddenly I did.

Why?

Oh I'll do it.

If not I have hm.

I found a sex.

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No, the mangaka's don't intentionally add missing lines. That one on the right is missing lines.

Intentionally failing is not succeeding.

Kishimoto did not draw for fun?

They don't have a job. They always say this.

Also their brother means less to them than sand.

They did not do that.

Kei went to school and I already went there?

Dunno.

Anyway Osaka sucks. It always has.

The castle isn't the one we lived at.

That one sucks. It's indefensible. They have fire arrows.

It's also useless, and not an agenda.

It has no legends around it.

They have it.

It's a prole house.

Proles can't live there.

It's indefensible.

And I don't think you don't.

God yes we went to war.

Naritoshi Wave is over.

Anyway they did nothing.

No, they killed people.

They were a retainer, to a warlord.

No, it doesn't mean that. On retainer means they're my attorney?

Anyway.

Gammer wasn't your favorite?

Stuff post/news post.

Made a new shirt graphic, for Newgrounds titled nothing special. Saw the one on the front page. But the theme is their retro mascot, and the logo doesn't really fit the website well. So I made a new one. I used it in lieu of being able to add it to Newgrounds due to not working for them, so if they want it, tell me and you can use the graphic.

It was made in Pixels as it allows easy pixel drawing. It's similar: it's a retro-style high quality graphic. I tried to find a tshirt maker to add it, but none of them are very good. The resolution isn't low, it's a Pixels image so it's 1 to 1.

That's the the final graphic. It's the Spooky Tank. It has a skull theme and the M162 cannon and machine gun and exit port. One wheel spookily emits the sound "newgrounds" as it rolls.

It goes on a shrit with NeWGROUNDS on the bottom in a logo. Any font will do, but the official font is better.

It's a small picture but it doesn't change if you scale it up.

The one they added looked really bad. It's not even anti-aliased! It's also out of season and not the right theme. The skull tank features videogames, movies, art and more. That one implies it's a retro flash site. We've never been that way.

I got an ear infection again. Presumably, it won't go away and it's not again, it's forever. Sometimes bugs don't go away. It super hurts! Help! If you have a doctor, take me to 'em! Mine moved out of state. Had a few PCP's but they all left the state to further their education. The ones here aren't doctors. All of the actual doctors left! They aren't even FN-P's. That's a bit better than the ones around here. The M'D's are all gone. I'm one, but I never got licensed. My major was business. As a consultant I also studied medicine to get my consultancy degree. So I can't do prescriptions.

The previous dude offered me just amox, not amox-clav or my new stuff. That's killer. That means it didn't do anything. And it wasn't even a full weeks regimen.

The snow is back but it wasn't much.

I'm looking for a new job. I was out for months with this infection. If you have a remote position, throw it at me!

noobx

It was intentional. The hold is placed for waiting.

If you're a coder, I have a new game I wanted a program for!

We can upload it online.

I am the artist and it works well enough. The items are fan-favorite.

They're made in Paint, as the point was this product is made in Microsoft Paint.

It's a TCG!

It's big name!

Yu-Gi-Oh! is dead now, relatively, with the old creator dead.

He did gift the series to me and said Konami would have to hand the rights over to me.

But this was a verbal agreement and wasn't written down. They don't speak English.

That's annoying.

I loved YGO but found the newer generations problematic. They became more and more about rotating creatures in. Original YGO is a basic card game. The first decks are my favorite. I had Yugi and Kaiba's, and I remember there being a Joey deck, too. I am pretty sure I had Red Eyes Black Dragon.

The Battle City stuff was horrible. They kept adding new creatures and items that don't work well. They're all sold as uber-powerful, right? Like a cannon that sends magic damage back to you! This can be reversed with another cannon, it said. But do the official rules still hold up to this? This means it's a terrible card. It'll be reflected back. Even Kuriboh can cancel this.

Blue-Eyes just dominates all. One summon, three dead monsters, right? Cyberstein? That's self destructive. Kaiba did this once that I remember. He did it to show Yugi he can use Cyberstein and still win. He won the duel, basically. He had the right cards. He said he was busy with something else.

If Kaiba plays, it was to try something new. He's a business owner. He generally doesn't play games. He ripped a BEWD up to play another game. He showed them he can play another game. The creator said it's like tearing a dollar bill in half. He can do it, he has the money. Kaiba does too.

They were ultra-rare but he can print more.

Pegasus wasn't into the game. He said he couldn't care less. He's suicidal. He said he doesn't care. He lost an eye, lost a wife, etc..

What a horrible show.

But the card game, right?

Anyway.

It's called Daexyls and uses just cards. There are territory and control cards. The game uses a 30-card deck. I'm creating the basic set. I made TCG's before and they were a hit. I sell in my stores and more. They're hits but I do create content for them constantly. I hold tournaments etc. too.

There's never been a big internet tournament. Capcom said they wanted to do it with YGO but the player base was volatile. A new article said SOL and BTC are volatile, which is wrong. They're currently open markets. Support one, support both, they're just crypto. It's all illegal. Insider trading is illegal. Since you bought the coin and destroyed U.S. property, you're committing a federal crime with crypto. LOL, right? Volodymyr is being gamed by Trump legendarily. Trump is trying to get Volodymyr to buy crypto. If he catches him, big lawsuit! Then he wins over $2bn in the lawsuit. Likelihood of this happening is 0% though. Volodymyr is still holding back. Russia has over $30bn of his property. He's trying to get tanks. He lost over 80. That's a big loss. So Poland can invade him easily. He cannot protect his flank. He is open on all sides to air superiority engagements as well. The Ukraine has no air superiority. Russia has nukes. Ukraine has WMD's. But the US has a nuke factory. They even have Cuba back again. Japan and Italy are allies of the US currently. And that means the US ally Israel, with Palestine, who Trump cornered, will be mopped up soon. New Israel state, Palestine? No way. But the negotiations are over. Trump said he would nuke them if they didn't submit.

Palestine cannot protect itself. DAESH and the others cannot form a new state without living room. Africa has plenty. If they move into Africa, they win. But they will find this hard if I don't want it. Pay me.

Why would I want that? U.S., move in.

Volodymyr, move out. It's simple. Russia, give the tanks to the U.S.. Right? LOL! Teh funnay.

If it's just those tanks, right, Volodymyr? Not the new Merkavah platform I own. Or even JSD-9's. They teleport up! Not down, though. Even JSDF VTOL counters Ukranian military endeavors. Russia has EMP's just like the U.S. does. The new M-4 cannot be beaten. It doesn't have many weaknesses. Jamming is countered by not using firearms. It's a high-power rifle. The old Garand is countered with wanting to eat today. It was so slow. To acquire a target was to use sights that don't exist. The average soldier hated it. It's cute, though. Nice pool cue.

The stripper clips? Why? Those were hated. It's more gunfire. They have nukes. Germany's dollar is up against the strong U.S. dollar. GBP is up until Charles taps out once again. Buy U.S.. China is trying to taunt the Japanese yen factory, but they have U.S. protection. Until Korea opens up more, there's no reason for the Emperor to be worried. If Jim cared, he didn't. Now the Ainu don't either. Wait until Jim Carrey laughs again. Sadness as the smokes clear from the air: ahem, was I the one in Little Nicky? No. That was the other dude! The one people forgot! Adam Sandler, the bigot! And Corrupt Trump vs. Liar Trump is gonna happen. He's both. No free housing, that's a lawsuit that can't be lost. Who will go for it? MAD will. But they died under Obama. Hope and change killed the rhetoric involved. U.S. can change now. Trump tried to sell it to Russia. Russia didn't buy it. Cuba doesn't want to surrender and neither does Canada. Now they're outright terrorizing you, U.S.. They are killing you. They stop hospitals from operating, kill kids and even your pets and more. And that's the PG facts. The real facts are they even stopped your cypto currency. It was set to reach a trillion dollars. Now it's gone away.

Antarctica is still melting. Polar bears are disappearing. This means the ice is gone. They're hibernating. They'll come back but they're showing the penguins up. Now they're disappearing. Life underwater is changing. Volcanic retreats are more common. Find less ways to abuse animals. Vote electric. It's safer than gasoline.

Trump votes electric, but the right votes for gasoline. It's big business. SpaceX is small. It's one persons little habitat. Kill it and vote gasoline they say. But this is against freedom. To deny even one freedom is to embellish the rest.

Coke gains traction. By Monday it will have a profit surge.

I'm a consultant. I'm also a post-doctorate business professional. I also manage portfolios.

Want some more info? Hire me.

I plan to continue operating in the U.S. due to being here.

I don't plan to move.

Up U.S. wages.

Drop Japanese Yen prices.

Oh, would.

Oh, so surely that poker hand is good.

Yeah, send me to Shibuya instead, right?

I'd move into that apartment, with Chiff, if I get the bid, sure.

That's fair - that's unbeatable.

Oh, buy the place. It'll show you Japanese society.

In other news, the air remains candidly ferocious. Sickness is on the rise.

Use less utensils. Chopsticks are a utensil. The new sugar is the same as the old rice.

Far away galaxies?

Mars has water.

Water comes from fusion.

Just combine hydrogen with oxygen. It's molecular basics.

The Higgs boson was found, by the way. The Carthach was found, by the way.

Mars was found, by the way.

So was the Moon.

Sol, Luna, Gaia, they never really took off. Same places.

Does your car have a backup cam? It's illegal not to have one.

It can be troublesome.

Vote today.

Trump, trade for JD.

JD/Kamala right now.

Break Even is currently on hold. It's being produced. As it nears the fourth arc, we consider that it has much going on. Even the characters become changing in the vast scheme of the schematics of the world. The full book will entice you and take you away. It also makes you want to give me all of your money. Reign supreme, tiny demons, because the end is nigh.

A Zaojigger is a material concept. One side has a warring posture. The other sits relatively in peace, and wants to commence operations. But they lack a simple and just ecosystem called a viable conduct. When they enter the war, they are given the means to manifest their destinies. But this comes at a cost. They have lost their freedom.

When the free and the just combine forces, they are like the apple without a worm inside of it. However, their world is a world of thorny apples. The simple truths are not out of their reach. When they escape to the air of doctrine and write the rules all over again, will they supervise with your commanders? Or do they really just want to live in peace?

The destruction of a nucleus doesn't change the fact that the bird, and its mother, are both from eggs. They are still not the same as being born from the huscarl generator. They cannot mate with each other. But the mother and the egg still exhibit signs of the same still procedures that Zaojigger's require to become the zaojigger pilots.

Can war ever thank you?

Will it give up and just go home?

Are right and wrong just good enough?

Why won't they remember the promises they made?

Some grow up and become farmers.

Others retire at a young age to rekindle their wanderers urge.

If the things we cherish are abandoned, will the universe expand? Or will it continue to be expanding?

Merit and honor are also points to consider. Taking charge might be foolhardy. If you don't lead the charge, they'll regard you as a coward, though. Same for being in the same place twice.

New tactics might be familiar weaknesses.

Whenever you hear the sound of the trumpets, look to the North.

Windblade and other books I'm writing are on hold as well.

The first series was done. That's over 300,000 words a week, yo.

That's working 8 hours every day. And there needs to be more work done.

I'm hiring an artist, by the way. I can't afford one. But if you can help me and we can team up, I'd love that!

The books are also in need of sales and marketing. Are you a literary agent who wants to help? Do you know how to run a crowdfunding campaign?

I ran one and was successful but I can't devote time to manage it when that's an entirely different job. If I had the people to do it, we can arm ourselves to reblink at the oroborus!

I was also writing comics and more. The libertarian superhero comic with the female heroine is on hold. Since it's in-universe for Marvel it uses the Weapon X program. She was part of it. It's canonical (though it doesn't have to be). Fire Boy and Zatto and the rest are also on hold. America doesn't have the resources for me to do that.

Japan was a positive experience but comic markets aren't on all that often so that's not really a faithful reunion when drive genes are still begging for the place to run with steel macerangs. And the movies etc. just don't have the time to do.

So!

What are you doing? Working on anything?

I made new forums as well. Let's Play Vision is a new Let's Play forum. We want to moderate it and kit it out to make these big again. You can do streams here as well. But follow the rules!

The other forums can't handle it, and we need to procure donations for the space increases. If you know how to modify proBoards into a custom board, tell me! Something Awful has a custom board but Radium did all the hard work and now they are gone. Possibly deceased. Who were they? This means just that their forum, while totally killer, and horrible, which I did make a nicer one of but cannot release it due to the work involved (if you buy the concept, it'll take you a day to make; we like coding, yes?) is still facing the same issues. We want to grow into Let's Play Palace.

We allow Let's Play's! They're also now advanced with Text Let's Play's! Can't afford a computer? Post via your phone! You can just write stuff up. Google Television Without Pity and Video Game Recaps! They did Text Let's Play's.

I started Let's Play. Back in the 90's and before that, we used old school writing and even chalkboards and CRT monitor screens to record videos, place data, back in the 50's we used custom coded computers and more!

Post out.

It's an IF game. It's up early!

Working on projects. Made this to play with Twine.

It's on my page.

I started a new book. I had another one being written, with multiple chapters a day, but the webserver stopped responding. So now I have another new book. The one I can continue is currently not available due to publishing agreements to share. If you'd like to commission a book, I can switch over to yours. They can go on my label('s), or yours. I do rights comission and agent work as well and can get you published. In stores, possibly. And marketed, etc..

I am looking for business partners. I had many want to join me. I am a chef, they always make me chef, not business leader, which I want. And I meant executive chef. So I make dishes and train the staff. They sell the food. Gordon Ramsay keeps telling me I am better than him. I said, oh, does that come with a money order, he says there's a job.

I said, wow.

I am astonished.

French, Italian, Jamaican, whatever.

We have new polenta as well. I am the leading everything. We also have new marmite and vegemite. They have egg in them. How nice. I personally would not rate anything I make below a 10, as they are beyond that, but I do like those, so I say they are beyond that even. Sometimes I do make food I don't like. When? Oh.

Probably if you do not like something, it was not good. How about that?

The new book stopped due to hitting the new chapter. The anime series is so totally what I want to do, you know? I totally love making series'. I totally do. So totally do love doing this on my own. So nice to do this always, you know? Exactly.

A news post, this is!

I posted open hire for me! I do writing.

I can do translating as well. I was going to finish Xenosaga 1+2 DS but then did not, because no one cares. I did not, really. The story in 1+2 DS, if you care, is the same. It is not good. And they will not probably ever translate it. It has child abuse in it. So it has also more really unseemly content, like some spoileriffic details. If you care. I worked on a new FF6 translation and was told again hey, if only you cared to get hired in Japan, go wonder! And I still don't want to move to Japan. I get good job offers, but I don't want to move to Japan. How nice.

I found a site that lets me write kanji! it is so funny. Do you know Japanese? Talk with me! There is still an issue with the computer not having a Japanese language system yet. You can write a Japanese period, for example, which their website users want to concretely label a maru or whatever, but it cannot be even turned around with a backwards text generator! So I cannot write actual Japanese sentences online. How not cool! There is indeed no way to converse in Japanese online, in text, so far, that is allowed on the normal routes and systems. How indeed. With Toriyama dead, there is a sadness. I retranslated DB but will not upload that really hardcore wanted to because it's just unrealistic. To host a webpage is to just be a seemless transition really.

It seem less, is all.

The old translations are horrible. Piccolo is still Janemba, Janemba had a character, and Goku cannot remember his name. The VA in the US original release are all insane. They are not even one percent sure who Goku is. Ask them.

Adding in Big Green as a heroic pronoun was funny. It works never the less, is not at all real.

Making Frieze into a bad guy named Johnson Johnson was funny. Again, it will likely not be my website uploading professional skills I want to display.

Policenauts still has no official translation. The one with the hacking is still bad. Johnathon isn't actually not Jerry Seinfeld. He is literally who he is. They make him into a child abusing violent psychotic, like they say, them. The others are all made into weird evil people when they aren't weird, they're just evil. It was really bad and unplayable. We can fix it. The game does not tell you anything. The new translation swing they gave it made it even more confusing. It did make sense. Johnathon threatens you to mess up his life. The game plays like Putt-Putt on drugs. It says it was Putt-Putt on drugs at the end.

Making everything into the southern dialect is more hard work.

Can't say, eh?

Sometimes even Vladimir Putin is a put-on-the-vich. Right?

How say so.

Elon says going to Mars 2 years~ so! How teh funnay he sayeth.

Like begetting worst programmat.

Is better to say no, ja?

Ja!

So they say.

Do care?

Say huh.

News is a post!