I started a new book. I had another one being written, with multiple chapters a day, but the webserver stopped responding. So now I have another new book. The one I can continue is currently not available due to publishing agreements to share. If you'd like to commission a book, I can switch over to yours. They can go on my label('s), or yours. I do rights comission and agent work as well and can get you published. In stores, possibly. And marketed, etc..

I am looking for business partners. I had many want to join me. I am a chef, they always make me chef, not business leader, which I want. And I meant executive chef. So I make dishes and train the staff. They sell the food. Gordon Ramsay keeps telling me I am better than him. I said, oh, does that come with a money order, he says there's a job.

I said, wow.

I am astonished.

French, Italian, Jamaican, whatever.

We have new polenta as well. I am the leading everything. We also have new marmite and vegemite. They have egg in them. How nice. I personally would not rate anything I make below a 10, as they are beyond that, but I do like those, so I say they are beyond that even. Sometimes I do make food I don't like. When? Oh.

Probably if you do not like something, it was not good. How about that?

The new book stopped due to hitting the new chapter. The anime series is so totally what I want to do, you know? I totally love making series'. I totally do. So totally do love doing this on my own. So nice to do this always, you know? Exactly.

A news post, this is!

I posted open hire for me! I do writing.

I can do translating as well. I was going to finish Xenosaga 1+2 DS but then did not, because no one cares. I did not, really. The story in 1+2 DS, if you care, is the same. It is not good. And they will not probably ever translate it. It has child abuse in it. So it has also more really unseemly content, like some spoileriffic details. If you care. I worked on a new FF6 translation and was told again hey, if only you cared to get hired in Japan, go wonder! And I still don't want to move to Japan. I get good job offers, but I don't want to move to Japan. How nice.

I found a site that lets me write kanji! it is so funny. Do you know Japanese? Talk with me! There is still an issue with the computer not having a Japanese language system yet. You can write a Japanese period, for example, which their website users want to concretely label a maru or whatever, but it cannot be even turned around with a backwards text generator! So I cannot write actual Japanese sentences online. How not cool! There is indeed no way to converse in Japanese online, in text, so far, that is allowed on the normal routes and systems. How indeed. With Toriyama dead, there is a sadness. I retranslated DB but will not upload that really hardcore wanted to because it's just unrealistic. To host a webpage is to just be a seemless transition really.

It seem less, is all.

The old translations are horrible. Piccolo is still Janemba, Janemba had a character, and Goku cannot remember his name. The VA in the US original release are all insane. They are not even one percent sure who Goku is. Ask them.

Adding in Big Green as a heroic pronoun was funny. It works never the less, is not at all real.

Making Frieze into a bad guy named Johnson Johnson was funny. Again, it will likely not be my website uploading professional skills I want to display.

Policenauts still has no official translation. The one with the hacking is still bad. Johnathon isn't actually not Jerry Seinfeld. He is literally who he is. They make him into a child abusing violent psychotic, like they say, them. The others are all made into weird evil people when they aren't weird, they're just evil. It was really bad and unplayable. We can fix it. The game does not tell you anything. The new translation swing they gave it made it even more confusing. It did make sense. Johnathon threatens you to mess up his life. The game plays like Putt-Putt on drugs. It says it was Putt-Putt on drugs at the end.

Making everything into the southern dialect is more hard work.

Can't say, eh?

Sometimes even Vladimir Putin is a put-on-the-vich. Right?

How say so.

Elon says going to Mars 2 years~ so! How teh funnay he sayeth.

Like begetting worst programmat.

Is better to say no, ja?

Ja!

So they say.

Do care?

Say huh.

News is a post!