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Posted by DragonOfAura - 6 hours ago


Noted.

If you're an artist, shout out to me!

Also starting a fund.

Please donate to it!

My Venmo is zidane13. But email me first at cmccarthycool@gmail.com.

Lots of unpro artists want to go on stage!

I have venues, buyers, and more. There's $$$ in it. Even Fulpy wants to hire real honest workers, like me.

We're not different, they're just older (and really not cool).


The fund is a non-pro for musicians, artists, and more, in that order. This means musicians are first on the list.

People like Chiru-san have no backbone. They want $$$, they aren't trying very hard, they'll pass you by if you're not careful. Scarylazer got on stage. He has no $$$. He was in Pendulum. They have no $$$, they have a buyer, though.


They like being on stage, aren't evil, are Australian, and didn't mean for Spitbank Fort to be sold out.

They don't get it.

We hated that!

Right?

Because I loved it. It was so scene. It's empty, no trash, highly toxic.

This toxic show was filmed from some position called Cat's Alley.

Thus, they were the little band Pendulum as they always are. Who are they?

...Why do you know them?

I don't.


As Summer comes the venues open up, kids.

They want Winter performances too.

If you have 1m to buy in, that's some ape trade. The place makes over 10m a month bro.

I personally don't wanna run it, like we don't, bro.

That's on you, druggies.

No drugs for me? Get out.


Who cares? That kinda scene was never fashionable you made it so, comrades.

In 2024, there was a dearth of new techno. Now everyone is Metallica without the shades.

You're not going to make it, bro.

Anyway, I killed you all.

Remember that?

Shit.


I don't even know if immortality is something I care about.

They say.

There's no brains at all.


This news post is to say if you're an artist, I'll take cover art.

I may pay for it, I won't want to. You're not working honestly.

I can always ask an alley cat for a smartie. They sell out.

Even Zach doesn't have drugs, dude. They're called ??? in the inventory to them.


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In other news,

water isn't wet, it dries you out.

That's two hydrogens for every oxygen.

Thats two things I don't use for every one thing that gets me high af.

And High AF territory never exists.


PSO was dead on arrival.

The scene killed it.

WoW Ownies was good.

The old MMO's were good, players sucked.

I liked Warhammer Online. Very good game, true to the series. Everything was barbaric.

But people played it like madmen. All the time. They rush in, kill content, complain.

The story was forgotten. WoW has no story. The war is over and done with. You beat it.

The players stories follow their footpath now because we hate you all.

New expansions to come. The game still sucks. Onyxia is queue solo.

No, Wolfenstein was never good. If I wanna play the crashgrab, that's on me.

It wasn't very good and 2020 "didn't do it better". Indeed.

It was however: unplayable, garbage, and a bad game. So the drugs though.

On 360 it was so bad. You don't feel good. On PC it plays -weirdly-. It's W1. But the game offers that it may suck.

So either way it did.

W1 is unplayable. It's so boringly stoic.

RotT sucked. It's unplayable. To kill, mostly don't bother.

Ouch. The fighting is so realistic.

Not.


The LP'er's don't feel differently.

But Newy was so bad. The extra stuff wasn't. They added those to sell out.

If they don't, they'd be called indie.


Uh they do or don't bro but this is indie. So they didn't add to Microsoft.


Surface is not better. But Gorilla Glass is Gorilla Glass.

Launchpad sucks. Buy me premium. I will DJ for you.

The music is better. It is music.

I personally cannot understand???


They said???


Stuff like that.

Groudon and Kyogre don't plan "to be musicians", brah.

One is also not a woman, and the other is not a woman.

And no neither do say that and they aren't.


Bash is gone!

Forlorn.

Oh, the *Souls series is here, bro.

Onii-chan's play it.

Don't make the money.

Uhh whatever the game with the zone I hated was bad. That area sucks. The rest was bad, too.

So everything revolves around circle breaking. Which wasn't fun. Nioh has tactics. The demo vid player is insane. They can just go around the boss and backstab 24/7. If they do that in game may die. Because that tactic is using glitches. The stamina bar recharging is legit. It's not a super move. It's meant to detract from the gameplay. You did wait for it.


Nioh sucked. The game was bad. Souls 1 sucked, Souls 2 sucked, 3 and more.

I did not like Kings Field. It was okay. But it dicks you around.

Some stuff is just weird. Like, some foes are obnoxious. None have AI. They... don't like you.

The humans are the same, but they have no weapons equipped.


The zones suck. And no jumping? But there's multiple areas where telekinesis works. These areas and it tells you this HAVE GRAVITY. This makes no sense. You're also not carrying anything and they say you are a badass.

The character steps as they walk. Not being able to get on the lift is just so bullshit. It's not difficult.

Why do I have to deal with this? The dungeon is laid out not to do this. None of the bats are facing in that direction. They intend for you to come around there.


No, adding salt to a renal diet is an issue. They will can you for this.

Watch.

So, if the patient dies that's not on me?

Yeah, Crocker will get you for this. Watch.


Sometimes.

Otero cannot decide.

They're a virgin.

Otherwise gross and already are.

So?

Eat the other one. They aren't.

So, anyway.


Pine Tree Legal works like this: It is a firm. But their paralegals are no different.

No, that's an assistant. I can do the job. Hire me. It's senseless. You got a degree to be vetted.

I have more.

I don't practice law. We don't.

Oh, they do.

He did it illegally.

The other one knows he is.

She didn't exist?


He offered the deal.

This writing is lol.

No issue who wrote it?

Oh, Dingus.

Dunno.


Anyway they own the place.

They just bought it.

From me.

So I get 100k.


Why?


If they have it we are hurting them.


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I don't give orders I guess I am from the commonwealth.

Oh, I do.

Suddenly I did.

Why?

Oh I'll do it.

If not I have hm.

I found a sex.


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No, the mangaka's don't intentionally add missing lines. That one on the right is missing lines.

Intentionally failing is not succeeding.

Kishimoto did not draw for fun?

They don't have a job. They always say this.

Also their brother means less to them than sand.

They did not do that.


Kei went to school and I already went there?

Dunno.

Anyway Osaka sucks. It always has.

The castle isn't the one we lived at.

That one sucks. It's indefensible. They have fire arrows.

It's also useless, and not an agenda.

It has no legends around it.

They have it.


It's a prole house.

Proles can't live there.

It's indefensible.

And I don't think you don't.


God yes we went to war.


Naritoshi Wave is over.

Anyway they did nothing.

No, they killed people.

They were a retainer, to a warlord.

No, it doesn't mean that. On retainer means they're my attorney?


Anyway.


Gammer wasn't your favorite?


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